Hi, I’m Eric

(After that point, I usually just improvise.)

What really matters:
True connoisseur in only four things: Christmas movies, gummy bears, cream sodas, and fast-food chicken sandwiches.

Build super dope blanket forts. I even get the permits and everything.

I have a thing for duality.

Dubbed my style, “island crunchy.”

Coachella or any music festival really is my nightmare.

Terrified of open water. Love open water swims.

I “yes and” wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much.

I’d lay down in traffic for just about any dog I see.

I make Ratatouille every year for Christmas and Thanksgiving.

I used to be much older.

Brand new old school.