Horse shit

Dear Blog Diary,

All I’m saying is, there’s a whole lot of chin wagging about how our species will eventually colonize Mars, but nobody’s explaining how we’re bringing my dog.

You tell me how this is going to go when Kuma pees at zero gravity in the huge space bus.

All the while, some people will still think the earth is flat.

Have you heard of the Flat Earth Theory?

But have you heard of the Flat Deathstar Theory?????

I’ve been to the puppet show. I’ve seen the strings.

Turn of the century, one of the biggest issues worldwide with urban living was horse shit.

The great horse manure crisis of 1894. I’m not making this up.

World leaders met to solve the issue. It was said London would be nine feet deep in horse shit because they didn’t have the means to discard it properly.

Of course, you already know what happened next.

If you’re going through it, some things don’t make sense and all you can do is laugh about it, like the flat Death Star theory. Amazing things that you couldn’t even imagine could be around the corner. Nine feet deep in horse shit, and then you’re going 30 mph down the road in a car, maybe even on Mars.

Best,

E

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